american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

(via shmeltzy)

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

(via ruinedchildhood)

cakejam:

do NOT google corn man this is a warning

(via lychgate)

bluewindsummer:

priorities

(via miradori)

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

(via piercethekanaya)

claphne:

child

why u scream

Because they just figured out how to use their vocal cords

(via ruinedchildhood)

caramelfringe:

tumblr has educated me on so many things and i can’t go on for a whole 5 minutes in real life without wanting to start a fight with someone

(via piercethekanaya)

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

(via lordmiles)

thatspiderboy:

Reblogging your friends hot selfies to show them off like

image

(via lordmiles)

little-lark:

queenkoi:

I’m about to ufcking piss

rip in pieces

(via lordmiles)

gallavichings:

i hope andrew thinks about this a lot because i sure do

gallavichings:

i hope andrew thinks about this a lot because i sure do

(via lordmiles)

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