Drinking captain morgans out of a mug was not my brightest idea but fuck it yolo sorry for this drunk ass post but pfuck it im happy enough or am I sad idek i talked to my mom on facebook for an hour just now because sHES THE ONLY ONE THAT LOVES ME and my now my face feels hot and my hands are ustjt like mvoeing.
Fact: June 17th is the official Pansexual Day. No one knows exactly why it is June 17th, however there are many theories ranging from “it was the birthday of the first pansexual” to “it has a good ring to it”.
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops