lilithlaufeyson:

anorie:

livin-la-vida-l0ki:

weaponizedwit:

greatbriton:

mr-charles:

WHY DIDN’T YOU GET IN THE FUCKING CAR LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON?

he’s never ridden in a car before.  this might be how he thinks it works?

He probably couldn’t fit in it.

the seatbelts are too subjugating for him

There is no car in Midgard big enough to hold all his awesome and badassery.
And besides, have you ever ridden in the back of a truck like that? Shit’s awesome.

the seatbelts are too subjugating, omg I’m dyingggg 

lilithlaufeyson:

anorie:

livin-la-vida-l0ki:

weaponizedwit:

greatbriton:

mr-charles:

WHY DIDN’T YOU GET IN THE FUCKING CAR LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON?

he’s never ridden in a car before.  this might be how he thinks it works?

He probably couldn’t fit in it.

the seatbelts are too subjugating for him

There is no car in Midgard big enough to hold all his awesome and badassery.

And besides, have you ever ridden in the back of a truck like that? Shit’s awesome.

the seatbelts are too subjugating, omg I’m dyingggg 

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