Nope.

okayysophia:

xelamanrique318:

mario AND garfield??????????

Who’s sex tape is he holding hostage? Who’s secret info does he have stashed in that empty acorn of a head?? What political scandal involving his daddy in law did he find out about?? Cause this man can’t act… he can’t even speak??

(via fantasticwolfpenguin)

tittyblade:

soupmoths:

tittyblade:

soupmoths:

sword-that-talks:

soupmoths:

frozennautical:

soupmoths:

salamencerobot:

soupmoths:

crocodiles/alligators are the superior body. reptilian, carnivorous, cool as fuck, looks like a dinosaur, what more could you ask? I wish I were one

Could ask for wings.

what more could you ask for?

Fire breath

what more could you ask for?

this is a dragon. your ideal body. is a dragon.

what more could you ask for?

for her to love me…..

she already does. what more could you ask for?

nothing. there’s nothing else i could ever ask for

(via fantasticwolfpenguin)

seelcudoom:

murkmen:

worlddominationofcourse:

alovera-k:

the10ne1yweird0:

skelefolk:

murkmen:

honestly if you wouldn’t bond with a symbiote you’re a fucking idiot, like you get unbelievably powerful and sexy and all you have to do is what? not go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad? newsflash idiot i already dont go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad. dumbass. you gotta eat some living flesh once in a while? whatever dude easy shit

you dont even need to do that its canon that the symbiotes just need one chemical from people and its also found in chocolate so you get to be huge and sexy and eat a bunch of chocolate

With the right brain chemistry, you dont even need to do that. Phenethylamine, the chemical in chocolate that symbiotes crave, is naturally produced by your brain when you’re in love. Therefore, if you love and cherish your goth symbiote gf, you can be big and sexy with NO consequences.

LOVE is stored in the SYMBIOTE.

Oh my god, this is the best escalation ever

Yeah, and then a Poison rolls up and wrecks your shit and mulches you.  Also, having a symbiote doesn’t automatically make you ripped, they mimic your body shape, the traditional huge Venom you see is because 90s Eddie Brock was the size of a house

you are incorrect and my symbiote WILL give me huge titties. fuck you

the poisons are all dead do to venom and his huge tits learn your venom lore, plus they mimic your form by default but they can 100% give you tits if you ask, venom could turn into fucking military style body armor you think he cant make some huge anime honkers?

(via kahtiihma)

davekrtzyy:

davekrtzyy:

anomalous-heretic:

davekrtzyy:

davekrtzyy:

davekrtzyy:

davekrtzyy:

does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?

like theyre in the water and they’re staring off to the side and there’s something so very wrong about it and they’re bending over and trailing along like deer in the headlights but you can’t see what they’re staring at which might make it even scarier

like this

I FUCKING FOUND IT.

beach day beach day

by the way, the artist is olivia steen (website linked above) and apparently, her other works are just as breathtakingly eerie

look at this!!! it’s cool as hell!!

(via kirinoha)

hannibal the anime

tooquirkytolose:

hannibal: i hope kouhai notices me.

hannibal: meanwhile i’ll proceed with killing off the rest of the school so kouhai doesn’t notice any of them.

(via captain-castaway)

carly-rae-jeppsons-malort:

Here’s a smattering of famous paintings as rendered by neuralblender

(via kirinoha)

lilith-of-stardust:

shingojira:

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

This plays like one of the nonsense movies Sims watch

(via captain-castaway)

oshacompliantmagicalgirl:

isetmyfriendsonfire:

in the club balding

Yes, king, show more skin!

(via captain-castaway)

alamogirl80:

queenie-chi-cosplay:

zohar-asher-likes-things:

Does anyone have a gifs of that clip of Ewan McGregor in costume as Obi-Wan vaulting off a spring board thing and just slamming crotch first into Temuera Morrison’s (in costume as Jango) face?

I’ve been trying to find it for hours and I can’t.

This?

… there is literally nothing I don’t love about this… 😂

(via dykerlyhills)

hiddenlacuna:

aphony-cree:

lynne-monstr:

poppetawoppet:

dealanexmachina:

sarah-the-ninja:

Rejoice, “let’s fake a relationship for Christmas” fanfic season is upon us.

Originally posted by leave-me-colourless

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.

Also there is a blizzard and only ONE BED at the inn

and of course the heat isn’t working. whatever will they do for warmth

“we were walking in the snow and I tripped and fell and you tried to save me but fell on top of me instead” season

On Christmas morning I open the gift you handed me at the last minute as I was leaving and you got me the perfect thing and I just realized you love me back

(via captain-castaway)

funnytwittertweets:

(via dykerlyhills)

yee-bitchh:

fairykukla:

tiarasnteakettles:

rowyngoldeart:

tiarasnteakettles:

I know nobody asked for a photoshoot of my kitten wearing the heart of the ocean but in my defense nobody told me I couldn’t either

I regret nothing.

I’m crying sksksksk

Draw me like Miette

You draw Miette?? You draw her like one of your French girls???? Oh! Oh! Ice berg for ship!

(via captain-castaway)

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

found a minecraft font generator….. i feel alive again

yea this site is pretty good

(via lordmiles)